- Previously on "Below Deck"...
- Kate, Trevor, senior deckhand.
Trevor, I'm senior deckhand.
- Good to meet you, man. - Senior deckhand.
- "Hey, I'm Trevor, I'm senior deckhand."
- The other two deckhands are having
a little issue with Trevor.
- He's your responsibility.
If he becomes mine, then you dropped the ball.
- Nico, girlfriend back home?
- I'm kind of with someone,
but we just recently started talking.
- Okay, so it's just fresh. - Yeah.
- So you're talking to someone, but not dating.
- Yeah.
- Should we soak our feet?
- There's no question like,
is this flirting, is it not flirting?
It's so clear, finally.
- It's your job to do the toast.
- Then just ask me to do the toast.
You don't really need to have a temper tantrum
like a 3-year-old over a toaster.
- Why don't you keep your opinion to yourself?
- You don't respect anybody.
Go to bed, go.
- Just go to bed.
- Nico, I'd prefer if you slept in the guest room.
- This is f---ing bullsh--.
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- Nothing, I'm staying in the guest room.
This guy's being an asshole.
They had to separate us.
And I was like, I don't want any trouble.
I told you, like, since day one,
I was gonna have problems with him.
I'm not gonna stay here if he's here.
I just started reconnecting
with this girl that I know since I was 16 years old.
And she's really supportive of my job.
She obviously knows, like, it's something that I've been doing
and that I'm passionate about.
- No, not at all.
Right now, talking with her, I feel relieved,
and I feel like, you know, she understands me.
I'm not gonna work with this guy that, on the free time,
is taking personal jabs at me.
- I've got to figure out a way to reach Trevor.
And I'm not sure how I'm gonna communicate it to him yet,
because I have to keep him motivated on deck.
Losing a man on the first charter is not acceptable.
- Are you hungry, Ems?
- I found some breakfast, but I'll be hungry in a bit.
- Do you like smoked salmon? - Love it.
- Did you have fun last night? - Yeah.
- Just some people, I think,
just had a little bit too much to drink last night.
- What?
What did I miss?
- Just a little situation, but it's not a big deal.
This is a team effort,
and if one of the teammates is being "that guy,"
then it interferes with your work.
Yeah.
- Last night, I was a little bit juiced up.
We all were.
And I just happened to make a comment
that was completely harmless,
and now there's drama, and I'm involved in it.
And it's like, I'm the last person
to f---ing get involved in drama.
- Have you guys done any Asia traveling?
- I've never been to Asia. I'd love to go.
- Thailand's amazing.
One meal cost me like 10 bucks.
I was like, well, this is amazing.
- Good morning.
- Trevor f---ed up.
He got wasted, ran his mouth.
When you start crossing personal boundaries,
even on your off-time, that's not gonna fly.
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- Hi, how's it going?
- Did you do the twin yet? - Yeah, the twin's done.
- Someone slept in it?
- Yeah, Nico slept in it last night.
Trevor got a little bit... wordy in the Jacuzzi.
- Oh.
Trevor's sweet,
but his energy is slightly unsettled.
He's a bit like a cat on a hot tin roof.
- Ow.
Awesome day, awesome f---ing day.
- I thought he seemed a bit off this morning.
- Yeah, he's probably embarrassed.
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- How was sleeping in the guest quarters, huh?
- I was popping champagne bottles with my feet up.
- Where was my invite?
- You knew where I was.
- Nico and I, I feel like we're on the same page.
We have exactly the same, you know, personality type.
Someone that has that same mind-set
is already a breath of fresh air.
It's like, all right, thank God.
Were you hungover?
- I wasn't hungover, but I was just like,
how did that even, like, come about?
We're all having fun in the Jacuzzi,
and the first thing he said was like,
"Oh, yeah, your tattoos are so faded," this and that.
And I was just like, "Why are you saying anything?
"I don't care about your opinion.
It's my body."
- Yeah, it's like a personal insult
that's got nothing to do with anything.
- I don't want to stir any sh-- up,
especially with someone I work with.
- I feel like you're the same as me.
Like, nothing really rattles you.
You know, it sort of bounces off you,
but if you snap, you f---ing snap.
- Yeah. - You know?
- Absolutely.
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- Oh, my God, Kate. - Yeah?
- I just opened it. - Oh, my God.
- Sierra left it in. - Oh, God.
- This is still wet, and this is hot.
I've never had a burnt sheet before.
I did stress the importance
of always turning an iron off.
Just so you know, the roller iron was still on.
Just turn it off.
It's like when you go to your grandparents' house,
and on the back of the door, they have, in needlepoint,
"Did you turn off the oven?"
We need one of those for Sierra.
We're not gonna get mad at her,
but we just need this to not happen again.
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- Kate, Ben, Kelley, I need you guys
down in the crew mess for prepping sheet meeting.
- Hi. - Hey.
- So charter number two.
We have some yachties.
Two of them own yachts.
We have Dave and Jodi Mailer,
Robert Gelmeyer and Douglas Wolff,
who are a couple,
and then we have Scupper.
Appears to be a French poodle.
Ground red meat and lamb.
- Is that what they're into? - That's what the dog is into.
- Fluffy little f---er.
I'm not absolutely thrilled about having to cook for a dog.
I grew up with dogs,
and they were pretty okay just eating out of a can.
- If their dog's name is Scupper,
they're real yachties.
- Yeah.
Jodi doesn't eat red meat or pork.
They want to do a clambake on the beach for dinner.
Knowing how you love doing that.
- Oh, I just love them.
- We're gonna go to Virgin Gorda.
We're gonna dock up at Leverick Bay.
We got a critter-free pool coming.
- Oh, is that the one with the nets?
- It's the net, yeah. - Okay.
- Goes behind the boat.
A critter-free pool is a 20x40 pool,
and it has a net to keep all the jellyfish out.
It's a dog and pony show.
- Thank you. - Cheers.
- Sierra, did you see what happened?
- How did this happen?
Because it was left on it?
Because it was hot?
So is it burned?
It's easy to forget, like...
- I think it's burned through.
It was really hot and crisp earlier.
- Oh, no.
I mean, it's confusing.
I don't know.
- Happened to us as well, so don't worry.
- Bummer.
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- What do you think you're gonna make for lunch?
- We're gonna do a nine-course tasting menu for the dog.
- We could just take all the leftovers
from the crew food and give that to the guests
so you can focus on the dog.
- Why don't we actually just have the guests
eat with the crew?
So then we can just give the dog
our undivided attention.
Hey.
- What is the beach clambake? Is that dinner?
- I was thinking we could take an early dinner,
like 4:30 to 6:30,
'cause the sun goes down at 6:30,
and then all of the sand fleas and mosquitoes and stuff
will be out in force.
- That's an extremely early dinner.
- Gets dark early. - That's gonna be two dinners.
- 'Cause then they're gonna eat again.
- 'Cause then they're gonna want to eat at 10:00 again.
- I'm just letting you guys know
what it's gonna be like out there.
- I'm a little perturbed.
A 4:30 clambake on the beach screws my day up.
I'm unclear how this evening is going to unravel.
I think we should say the clambake's an early dinner,
and then we can-- and then we'll roll and--
and then we'll spoil them.
- I'm just gonna call it "clambake."
- Just say an "early dinner clambake."
- I'm just saying "clambake."
- Trevor, Trevor, this is Kelley.
Meeting in the swim platform.
- No problem.
- Come on down.
Last night...
is unacceptable, period, end of story.
Unacceptable.
You, as of right now,
are no longer a senior deckhand.
You will not boss them around.
You will not basically say sh-- to anybody.
Your job is to f---ing clean,
make sure everything's getting done, and that's it.
- Yes, sir.
You can try to demote me,
but you're not gonna get me down,
and you're not gonna deplete my knowledge of my position.
- If I see anything happen, I will push to have you gone.
- Yes, sir.
- All right, go get back to work.
- F---.
- This is Scupper.
- You and I are gonna have lots of fun.
- The dog gets treated better
than 90% of the children in the United States.
- Scupper can't hold his liquor.
- You've never been to London, have you?
- Mm-mm, do you have a place?
- Now when I go back, I stay with my mom,
and I visit my dad.
Are your parents together?
- No.
- Are they divorced, or...
- My dad passed away when I was 16.
- 16, and you moved out after that?
- Yeah. - Was it a shock?
- No, he was sick.
- Aw.
- It was really hard for us when my dad passed away.
It actually kind of like
separated my family a little bit,
because everyone's grief was so intense.
It was kind of hard to connect at that point.
- What was wrong with him?
- With his passing, I was kind of lost,
and I went through life kind of searching for something.
And I think with yachting, I found it.
But we'll see.
- You don't have to talk about it, don't worry.
- Yeah, I'd rather not.
- Okay, of course.
- Morning, Captain. - What's up?
- I kind of wanted to give you a rundown of last night,
'cause Trevor just is a big, big problem.
It got to the point where I had to send him to bed.
- Did you talk to him today?
- Yes, I did talk to him today.
I basically told him he was demoted
and he's no longer senior deckhand.
- Kelley handled it very well.
From what I see so far,
I like the way Kelley is attacking his job.
You deal with it. - Roger that. Will do.
Thank you, Captain.
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- Attention, deck crew.
I need everybody out here
to assist with the delivery we got coming on board.
Oh, sh--, it's the pool.
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- Holy f--- balls.
- Thanks.
- Go ahead and take it out of the bag for now.
- Ready? - Yep.
- One, two, three.
- Oh, sh--.
- That's a friggin' heavy pool.
- It's a big joint.
Ah! F---, that hurt!
- Well done, guys. - - Yeah.
- Attention all crew, in five minutes,
I need everybody on the aft deck.
Come on, ladies.
- Look at that. Nice.
- Ben, I got them walking down the dock.
Get your ass out here now.
They're walking up the gangway.
- Hello. - Hi!
- Hi. - Captain Lee.
- Pleasure.
- Hey, Captain Lee, great to see you.
- Good to meet you. Douglas.
This is Scupper.
- You and I are gonna have lots of fun.
- Hi, Nico.
These people love yachting.
This is not just guests
where we can get away with a few things.
We really need to make sure that we don't mess anything up.
- Welcome aboard the "Valor." - Thank you.
- Kate will show you to your quarters
and give you a tour of the boat,
and we'll start having a good time.
- Cheers, thank you all.
- Hi, guys, we'll go in the main salon first.
- Oh, this is lovely.
- It's a very modern boat. - It sure is, great job.
- What size boats do y'all have?
- We have a 55 Azimut.
- Oh, yeah.
- We have a 70 Hatteras.
- And we dock a Grey Poupon bottle toss
away from each other.
- Oh, I like that saying.
- We'll go to the sun deck, which is the very fun level.
It's got a nice Jacuzzi with a good view.
- Oh, nice.
- And now we'll go down to the guest quarters.
He's like a little baby, hugging him.
I'm pretty sure the dog gets treated better
than 90% of the children in the United States.
- Everybody in position?
- Yes, sir, everybody's in position.
- Bow to stern.
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- Hey, good job.
- She's coming out.
- Nico, let us know when all lines are in.
- Okay, Cap, all lines are clear.
- Perfect.
- No traffic astern, Captain, no traffic astern.
- Hey, great job. That went smooth as buttah.
- Smooth as a baby's bum.
- He has a tuxedo.
- Oh!
- Maybe we could just steam it a little bit.
- Of course, yep.
What a lucky pup.
- Guys, what's the plan like?
Are we gonna go to the beach, or--
- Perfect timing.
We were originally thinking around 4:00, 4:30
for the clambake.
But how hungry are you?
Can you wait till 4:00?
- Whatever--yeah. Yeah, we're good.
- Okay, good, good.
- No stress on him.
- No! - Yeah!
- He cooks his best when he's...
- Yes, mellow.
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- Deck crew, let's get ready for a starboard side tie, please.
- Roger that.
- Okay, it's gonna be starboard too.
A lot of boat in a small marina.
- It's a bitch of a wind.
- What's the distance on my port side?
- 80 feet and closing.
- That is way too small a dock.
- We're going into a really small marina,
and the wind is blowing the boat off the dock,
so the deck crew are really
gonna have to keep their head in the game.
- What do you think, Scupper?
- The situation, this is like driving a giant sail.
That's why he's coming in cockeyed like this.
- Run that stern line all the way back, one more cleat.
Take up on it right away, let's go.
- Yep--here we go.
- Barry's got the bow.
- The bow is good, you're in. - He knows his stuff.
It's not his first time at the rodeo.
- Nice job, deckhands, thank you.
- Deck crew, deck crew, grab all the beach picnic supplies,
and load them in the tender.
- Sierra, I'm gonna put you in charge
of collecting these items. - Okay.
- And then, Emily, if you'll just stay
on service checking on the guests?
Thank you.
- I like beaches.
Please don't get your nose full of sand.
- Which beach are we going to?
- Right over there.
Watch that f---ing rebar.
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- Oh.
- Scupper can't hold his liquor.
- We need some towels. - It's not a big deal.
Just Scupper threw up.
- Okay, Scupper, say you're sorry.
- Thank you, Emily, do you want us to do that?
- Oh, no, no, don't worry.
Providing excellent service
means providing excellent service for everyone,
including Scupper.
- Kisses?
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- I don't understand why Captain Lee
said we had to do this party so early.
I don't feel like there's any bugs here.
- Hey, do you want me to go pick them up now?
- Yeah, I think the guests are just getting ready,
so you can be on standby there.
- Roger that.
- Look how nice.
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- Just grab one side, perfect.
It's a heavy f---er.
- All right, three, two, one.
- No, don't throw it.
Okay, good.
- We're gonna play with the dog.
- Here's the diet tonic.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Cheers. - Cheers, cheers, cheers.
- Take the handle,
and we're gonna just hoof it over to that station.
- Let me know when. - Okay, go.
- Let me know... - Nice job, thank you.
That was easy.
F---ing hell, where the hell did these flies come from?
- Kate, you know what I was thinking?
Could we push dinner to 9:00?
- Yes, of course, 'cause this is a late meal.
- We're not gonna be hungry. - Yeah.
- Perfect, I love it.
It's gonna be a great time.
- Okay, Sierra, you go with that.
I can get more flies by the time you come back.
- Pardon me, guys.
And here...
There you are. - Wow, look at that.
- There's a lobster tail for everyone.
- Okay, guys, these are spiny lobster tails.
I'm so sorry about the flies, gosh.
- These flies are like, you've never seen a lobster
and a clambake before?
Jesus!
- Very good. - Okay, brilliant.
- What time is it now? - 10 to 6:00.
And they said that they would like to push dinner back.
- But whoever mentioned dinner?
- I don't know.
- And you didn't call this an early dinner?
- I don't think if I called it the last meal of your life,
that would prevent them from becoming hungry later.
Three things you encounter in life:
death, taxes,
and Ben getting angry when asked to cook food.
- We always said this was a late dinner.
It's 6:00, right?
6:00's dinner time.
- I think that you're getting prematurely aggravated.
- No, I'm not, actually. - Okay, good.
- It's just when people don't listen to me,
this is what happens.
"Yes, Chef," is not part of her vocabulary.
- In case they come up to me and start talking about dinner,
which is what they are calling it...
- We're doing tapas.
You gonna communicate it with the guests?
- I am, but not while they're eating their dessert.
- Perfect, I just wanted to make sure.
- Okay, great, yeah.
And would you like to know what time?
- Hey, Kelley, come in, it's Ben, please.
Can I get a pickup, please?
- Roger that, I'll be leaving in just a sec.
- All right, thank you.
- Such a diva.
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- Get the f--- over yourself, man.
Go back to the Marine Corps or something.
- Just let it go. - No, I'm not letting it go.
- Kelley, Kelley, come in, it's Ben, please.
Can I get a pickup, please?
- Roger that, I'll be leaving in just a sec.
- Here, and you can take this back with you.
- Kate, you have four people here, all right?
Sort it out.
Cheers, guys, I'll see you later.
- Okay. No, we're good, we're good.
- Yeah, I need to go back to the boat, though,
'cause I got to feed the crew.
- What was that about?
- He's just having a diva moment,
because he feels like he's gonna have to cook more,
but that's kind of the job.
- Kate refuses to communicate with the guests,
and now the guests still think
that they're having a sit-down dinner.
And it's like, you know, this should have been discussed
hours ago with them.
Most people are actually afraid of Kate,
but I'm not afraid of anyone.
We're obviously going through a power struggle right now,
and I'm not gonna back down, because I'm setting a precedent
for the rest of the charter season.
- Are you all done here? - Yes.
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
- That's what they were fighting about.
- Kelley, Kelley, Kate. - Go ahead for Kelley.
- I think the guests and I are ready to go back to the boat.
- All right, I'm on my way.
- Whenever you guys are ready, the tender is on standby.
- Hello!
- Can you grab some butter
out of that fridge?
- Thank you.
- What are you doing?
- I'm prepping dog food right now.
Please don't disturb.
- Can you please tell me what you'd like to serve
so I can sell it to them?
- This is what is gonna happen.
I'm gonna talk to the guests,
because clearly you are terrible at it, thank you.
- Is this your first charter?
- I've known Kate for many years,
and when she starts putting up resistance,
I have to take matters into my own hands.
- Can you radio to Kate
to have Kelley bring more bags?
- Kelley, Kelley, Trevor.
Hey, man, bring some trash bags back when you come back
to help us break down.
- You mean, "Bring the trash bags, please"?
- Okay, well, bring trash bags back, please?
Get the f--- over yourself, man.
Go back to the Marine Corps or something.
- All we need to do is just say please and thank you.
- I said, "Hey, can I get some trash bags?"
Demoted or not, I know I have way more experience
than any of the other deckhands, including Kelley.
And I think I should be respected for all that.
Like, I could totally be boatswain.
- But, I mean, it's that attitude
that's obviously pissing him off.
- That's not my attitude, though.
I go about everything his way for anything.
- Just let it go. - No, I'm not letting it go.
I'm gonna f---ing lose it tonight, I guarantee it.
- Hey, guys, how are you? - Not too bad.
- Good, so it's completely up to you.
I just felt like, at this point in the evening,
you might not want, like, a serious formal dinner.
It might be more fun to roll
with some exciting tapas options.
- This is embarrassing.
Ben is trying to do my job.
He is being a total dick.
- That'd be great.
- So what time would you like that, do you think?
- 9:00-ish. - 9:00 work for you?
- Yeah, that's brilliant.
What's your favorite food?
I want to make sure he's happy.
- Well, mine is turkey bacon. - Is it?
- I would say that's my favorite.
- Okay, absolutely perfect.
Enough said, thank you so much. - Got it?
- Take care.
- Thanks, Kate. - My pleasure.
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- Kate, you saw me getting stressed earlier
'cause I didn't know what was going on.
Three hours later, I still didn't know what was going on.
- My ultimate goal in asking you what you planned on making--
"Do you guys want a relaxed tapas
"kind of informal thing,
or do you want a sit-down dinner?"
Three hours ago, I wanted that answer.
- Whoa.
- And you were just buying time.
- All I've got is time.
All I've got on this boat is a bunch of time on this boat.
- Something happened; they were fighting.
- I'm not like you, I'm not like,
"I don't feel like working past 9:00."
- I don't feel like that. What?
Oh, now you're trying to label me as lazy.
- I don't know what your problem right now is.
- My problem is, is communicate with the guests,
or I'm gonna communicate instead.
That's my problem.
- I communicated tapas.
- If they're arguing like that,
make sure the door to the galley is closed.
- You don't know what communication is.
- Don't I?
I think I communicated very well with them.
- Oh, selectively.
- At least I got definitive answers from them.
- I wanted definitive answers from you.
- Well, that was the problem, wasn't it?
- Want it downstairs now?
- No, we're gonna do, if we can,
without making a mess with the chef,
we want to do his dinner. - Sure.
- Hello.
- Chef Ben, are you ready for me?
- There's no time like the present.
Here we go.
- I'm just finishing up the dog's supplements.
Have you ever seen a dog need so many vitamins?
- That dog's probably healthier than I am.
- He's never had brown rice, but I'm sure he'll love it.
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And then the Scupper is good to go.
Thank you, Chef.
Boy, look at this.
There you go.
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- All right, what is the most efficient way to do this?
- Unload it all, and then...
- Should we unload it to the side there, and then--
- That's what she was saying.
Come here, Trevor, come here.
Come on, let's go.
- Oh, my God, this is so annoying.
- I'm tired of getting chewed out for everything.
You're making me look horrible.
- You're making yourself look bad.
- I feel undermined as f--- by you.
- No, you're not being undermined.
I'm your f---ing boss.
- Really? I'm busting my ass, man.
- Dude, everybody's busting their f---ing ass, everybody.
What, you think you're f---ing special?
You're the only problem that I have,
and everybody sees it.
I tried being nice to him, but at this point,
Mr. Nice Boatswain is gone.
I'm just tired of excuses.
Just say, "My bad, next time we got it."
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- Can I get you a drink? - Yes, please.
- Sure, gin and tonic?
- Diet, if you have it. - Absolutely.
- Thank you. You look so pretty.
- Thank you so much.
Did you want alcohol?
- That would be the gin part.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay, thank you.
- You ready, little man? - Come on, man.
- Come on, bud.
- Well, how pretty is this?
- Look how beautiful you are. - Thank you.
- We're about ready for dinner, right?
- Yeah, I think so. - That would be perfect.
- Okay. - Thank you, Kate.
- What do you think is the time, Ben,
until I can bring a platter out?
- You didn't say they were at the table.
- They're ready to eat,
so if you want to put it on platters,
great, let's do it.
- Turkey bacon, crab cake, truffle sauce.
- Okay, thanks.
So first, we have a crab cake
with a truffle remoulade sauce.
And this is the turkey bacon.
- I knew I smelled the turkey bacon.
- The food is really good. - Oh, God, yeah.
- Very good. - Good.
- Are they liking?
- I don't hover over them while they take their first bite,
but I'll keep you posted.
- Okay, hon, like just a..."Yes, they like it."
- I will let you know.
- As long as they're not throwing it over the side
at this point, it's okay.
- I don't know, they might be.
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- F---ing hell.
- Now we have a seared tuna
with a truffle balsamic glaze.
- He must have been real pissed at you, Kate.
- How could you tell?
- Exactly.
- I mean, you guys only have two nights.
I don't fault you at all
for wanting to have a nice sit-down dinner.
I'm more than tired of this.
Have I spoiled Ben too much by being, like, accommodating?
Now, for dessert, we have a deconstructed blueberry pie.
- Oh, there you go.
- What we want you to do now is, we want you to go in
and tell him we want a full breakfast at 6:00 a.m.
- Eggs Benedict. - He hates that, right?
- He needs to learn a lesson like a toddler.
Like, he needs to be put in time-out.
He clearly has lost sight of how to behave.
- Great job, little man.
- Scuffer, we're going this way.
- Good night. - Good night.
- This has been one of the most exhausting days of my life,
mentally and physically.
Kate's been a bloody nightmare,
and I'm really over it right now.
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Breakfast is at 9:00.
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- You guys want me to take one with you?
I can cheers one with you if it's the last night.
Fair winds and following seas.
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- Attention all deck crew,
let's get ready for departure.
- Roger that.
- We got to get the gangway in.
I'm gonna go to the bow.
- Nice morning.
- Go down a little bit more your way.
- See that spacer on top?
- Let me know when everybody's in position
so we can get out of here, Kelley.
- On the bow, waiting to go.
- Roger that, Captain.
- Why the f--- did he radio over the f--- mic?
- Who? - Trevor.
- Once that's in, go ahead and get your lines.
- All right.
- We're good.
- All right, let's start with this, bow to stern.
- Roger, bow to stern.
- Bow line is in.
- Both stern lines in, Captain.
- Looks pretty good. Good job.
¶ ¶
- Hello, good morning, how'd you sleep?
- Good. - Good.
- Good morning. - Good morning, Kate.
- The dog doesn't get seasick, huh?
- So far. - Has it ever?
- Like, even when he was a puppy?
No?
- He doesn't like smaller boats.
- Too restrictive.
- All right, people, here we go.
Eggs Florentine with turkey bacon.
- Okay.
So we have eggs Benedict Florentine with turkey bacon.
- That looks beautiful.
- Wow, this is really good.
So good. - It's delicious.
- Very good.
- Happy?
- The only person not happy is you.
¶ ¶
- All right, Kelley, leads, get this anchor dropped.
- Roger that. We're on our way up.
- I need four shots, go ahead and drop.
- Roger that, four shots, dropping now.
¶ ¶
- Okay, lock it in. - Roger that.
- I do feel a little ostracized, a little alienated
with the whole deck crew and everything.
And I really think Kelley is the f---ing whole problem.
- Roger that.
Thank you, sir.
- Is it possible for us to get Scupper off?
- Captain Lee, come in.
- What do you need?
- Guest was wondering if we could take them to the beach
'cause Scupper needs to use the restroom.
- Can you run them in?
- Copy that.
¶ ¶
- The guests are still ashore, yeah?
- Yes, master.
- Yeah, we got to stop this bullsh--, babe.
Can we both, like, reach some kind of agreement?
- I don't know, but... see you next Tuesday.
- You're a Tuesday.
It's no fun arguing with Kate,
because if I wind her up, she won't show it.
And then she'll really wind me up.
And, you know, okay, maybe she's better at it than me.
But that's not something I want to focus on in life,
is pissing people off.
- You're right, I'm a Tuesday every day of the week.
- And you never take a f---ing day off.
- Not a lot of grass.
- But you found a spot.
- All nice and new and shiny.
It's almost a shame to put it in the water.
You're gonna need another person.
- Nico, Nico, get back here to the swim deck.
- Find a air port?
- You've got one on each end, I'm sure.
- Oh, here's one, over here.
One, two...
No, no, no, no, we don't want it on that side.
- Oh, boy, 'cause this isn't sinking.
- That's not gonna be good, sh--.
- What a pain in the ass this thing is.
- Hey, Nico, we're gonna bring you
some shackles to put in there.
- On the center one here,
and on the center one over there.
Are there any corners that are still up at all?
Do you have any extra weight in those back three?
- Nico, let's go, man. Good job.
¶ ¶
- I thought it was supposed to keep the critters out.
- Don't worry, there's a net under us in the pool.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- How was it, guy? - Very fun.
- They used it for about five minutes
and realized they look like babies
inside of a baby pen.
So glad I set that up for you.
¶ ¶
- I have to iron Scupper's tuxedo.
- Wow.
- Hey, Kate, do you think this would be okay
if I just steamed it?
- Just on the lowest setting, and go real quick.
- Okay.
- Don't burn the baby's clothes, Sierra.
Just don't burn the baby's clothes.
- Look at this.
He's all set.
- Hey, Ben, can I seat the guests?
- Yes, you may.
- Shellfish risotto.
- Ready? - Yes, I am.
- Yay. - Are you good with three?
- Yeah. - Yeah, brilliant, cheers.
- And we have seafood risotto.
Lobster, mussels, and clams.
- Wow.
- Enjoy. - Thank you.
- Hey, Kel.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Oh, just at the house, hanging out.
It's so good to talk to you!
- It's good to talk to you.
I've missed you.
- Oh, my gosh, I miss you too.
- My sister's on another boat
with a captain that she's dating.
And I kind of wish she was here right now.
- Did you poot? - No.
- Oh, my gosh, Kelley.
That is so rank, seriously.
Okay, spill the beans.
Who is everyone?
- Okay, so I have one deckhand
who has been nothing but a pain in my ass.
- Oh, gosh.
- My other two are like golden children.
They're great. He just gets so defensive.
First thing he does is he comes out, gets in the hot tub.
Nico comes in, and Trevor's like,
"Oh, cool tattoo, bro, but the shading's sh--."
- So can I have it straight?
There's three dudes in a hot tub
arguing about a tattoo?"
Wait a second.
- Oh, I hate you so much right now.
Talking to my sister is really good.
And she'll usually give me
a good opposite version of what I would do.
F---, I love my sister.
She's the sh--.
- Tipping my hat to ya.
- All right.
- Okay, well, I miss you.
- Did you know that the Germans had trained poodles
in the 17th century to dive for lobster?
- Okay, Ben, we're ready for dessert whenever you are.
- Emily, you're gonna be late girl.
- Okay.
- Dinner goes surprisingly well
when Kate's not acting like a mega bee-hatch.
I need more nights like this.
- Tiramisu. - Oh, good.
- Thank you.
- I want to go in the hot tub.
- We're just gonna take Scupper out.
You ready, buddy?
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- Here we go.
¶ ¶
- I just had a f---ing long day.
And what's one shot of liquor gonna do to a guy like me
who can drink a f---ing full bottle?
Nothing.
Fair winds and following seas.
- You got it, bro.
- This is a total no-no.
But it's not my nature to tell on another crew member.
I don't know if you should have done that.
- I'm not worried about it.
Doesn't matter.
¶ ¶
- Did you just chug that?
- What are you doing, man?
- Just chill the f--- out.
- Ben being a dick, you being a bitch.
- You know what?
You're done with that.
¶ ¶
- Ready to get some coffee, hon? - Yeah.
- All right, guys, let's pull it up and get out of here.
- Two shots, there you go.
- Let's get it in and get out of here.
- Sit, speak.
- Ooh!
¶ ¶
- It must be good if no one's talking.
- I know.
- We're ready.
- All right, we're coming all stop.
- Roger that.
- No traffic astern,
and plenty of room on the channel marker, Cap.
¶ ¶
- Lock it in.
- F--- yeah.
- So when are we coming back?
Soon, I hope.
- Next week.
- Attention all crew,
I need everybody on the aft deck in five.
- Have to say good-bye.
Come on, we got to say good-bye.
- There we go.
- Enjoy New York.
- Thank you for everything.
- See you later, you come back.
- It was, like, the greatest trip.
I didn't have to worry about any boat problems whatsoever.
Thank you all.
Thank you so much, really appreciate it.
- Bye. - Bye, guys.
- Bye. - Thank you.
- Bye, Scupper.
- Let's go to work.
¶ ¶
- Just see how hard old maid's working right now.
He's loving life.
- Where is he? - Where do you think?
- Having a ciggy?
- I just see him sitting on the tender,
not doing jack sh--.
- What the f---?
- Attention all crew,
I need everybody in the crew mess immediately.
¶ ¶
So I think this charter was--thought it was okay.
You know, like kissing your sister.
I think one of the things we need to work on, though,
is a communication breakdown,
specifically about the clambake.
- I did the best job to the best of my abilities,
and I don't know why I get dogged
for every frickin' tip meeting.
This communication thing, yeah, it's diabolical.
- So we do have some money to divvy up here.
It wasn't as much as the last one.
A little under 12 grand.
$1,085 apiece.
- We do need to work on our communication.
But I don't think Captain Lee knows
the extent of Ben's freak-out,
and if he had, he would have called him out a bit more.
- You can go out tonight.
But remember that it's a work day.
We need to crank it today.
- Sounds good. - Thanks, Captain.
- Thank you.
¶ ¶
- So what do you want to do?
What's the game plan for tonight?
Get a little food, get a little drinks?
- Make a little love, get down tonight?
- Yeah... - Yeah?
- Is this our anniversary today?
- Yeah. - Congratulations.
- Yeah, made it to our first week.
- Oh, my God.
- It's so hard to believe
that I've only known Nico for two charters,
'cause I feel like we've known each other forever.
It's just really easy on so many levels.
And he's-- I mean, yeah, he's cute.
- Ooh!
¶ ¶
- Did the girls go out for tanning?
- They're, like, meditating and sh--.
- So relaxing.
- Huh.
¶ ¶
- Ooh, Jesus.
¶ ¶
- Emily's cute.
She's got an amazing accent.
And it's been five months, people.
- What is she doing? - They're trying to de-stress.
¶ ¶
- When's Ro coming?
- Soon.
- I'm probably a better soccer player, than him.
- He's probably a better chef than you.
- These are cutie cute.
- Thanks. Yeah, they're comfy too.
- Yeah, nice.
- Gimme some positive vibes.
Let's have some f---ing fun.
¶ ¶
- Oh, my.
¶ ¶
Can I get a painkiller?
- Can we get four total, please?
And then what do you guys want?
- Vodka, dirty, please.
- Can she get it filthy, please?
Make it hard.
- I want to say it is so much fun working with all of you.
And, yeah, let's get weird.
- I hear that. - As if we're not weird enough.
- Let's get weirder.
- I never thought of it that way.
- That's why I don't drink out of martini glasses.
- Did you just chug that?
- No, Trevor did.
- Your hair, it's gorgeous, though.
You do a very good job every time.
- Thank you.
- I could style your hair f---ing phenomenally.
- Wow.
- I modeled for Paul Mitchell for two years almost.
I could show you guys some of my modeling pictures.
You go into a Paul Mitchell catalog still to this day,
you'll see me in the long hair.
- All right, let's get out of here.
- She's ready. - Yes.
- Can I get a Bud Light, a Stoli soda,
and two filthy martinis?
- Uh, what are you doing, dude?
Where do you think this is gonna go?
- There's swings over there.
- Yeah, I think we should switch over to those, huh?
- Yeah, look, come.
- Oh, my God, they're going out there to f---.
- You got it? - Yeah.
Oh, my God!
- I'm gonna shred her p---- on the f---ing rocks
while my d--- gets crabs.
- What are you talking about?
- I don't know how-- I don't know how to do
anything but talking about it.
- I think somebody's asking for you over there.
- Oh, sh--.
Whoa.
- So, tell me...
- Kelley's quite cute and good-looking,
but I'm very picky.
And I have to get to know someone quite deeply
before anything happens.
- Don't touch our swing.
- Don't touch.
- Trevor is beyond
a certain inebriated threshold.
He just acts like a complete tosser.
You're sh--faced.
- I'm sh--faced?
- I think so.
- Because I'm telling you something different?
- You're not telling me anything.
- Ben being a dick, you being a bitch?
- I'm actually a dick.
Choose your words, be creative.
- That makes me annoyed, when you call her a bitch.
It does.
I'm the only person that's allowed to call her a bitch.
I'm sorry. - Yeah, it's true.
- Hey, hey.
- What the f--- is it with you, man?
- Dude, f--- off. - Just chill out.
- F--- off, man. - You need to chill out.
- You're crazy. - I know.
- I f---ing love you, though.
- Okay, good.
Then keep loving me, baby, and stop annoying me.
- You know what?
You're done with that.
Just chill the f--- out.
- Next time on "Below Deck."
- This is a group of entrepreneurs.
- We're making more money right now
than most people make in a year.
- Ah!
- One guest doesn't eat meat.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, wheat-free.
And then they wanted a formal dinner on the first night
with 12-course tasting menu.
- Sh--.
- I have not done a 12-course service before.
Ben seems very stressed out about this 12-course meal.
I could offer to prepare something.
- Good. - Okay.
- That tuna's f---ed.
I don't want to serve it anymore.
Just deal with it, okay?
I have to get this food out.
- I can't deal with this.
I'm over it.
- ¶ Time to make that money ¶
Sh--.
- Shut the f--- up! - Hey, bro.
- Got a PTSD f---ing Marine as my f---ing boatswain.
- I think that once is an accident.
Twice is a pattern.
Do I believe there'll be a third time?
Without a doubt.
I know how to handle this.